beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

probend:

if ur cute and i dont follow u back let me know

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

fake-mermaid:

i think one of the hardest things in life is trying to get comfortable in bed when you have boobs