relatablefangirl:

poking-roger-waters-penis:

freddies-beautiful-smile:

freddies-beautiful-smile:

Mother of god. My mom was trying to take a picture of our christmas tree. Being the troll I am, I kept photobombing. She had me sit down to stop and I threw my phone, knowing it’d never work. It worked. We have a picture of our christmas tree with a flying phone

You guys thought I was kidding…

omG

it looks like it’s taking a selfie… #nomakeup #natural #xmas

flaffy:

but you reblogged my post that means you like me right

ernbarassing:

my favorite part of shopping is the tears and frustration

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

sparksfly:

THIS IS MY LIFE

apinchofsanity:

amazingsuperwholockianonfire:

cumber—collective:

the-vashta-nerada:

the-vashta-nerada:

what if the dark was a conscious being 

like every time you’re surrounded in complete darkness it’s just giving you a really big hug

you shouldn’t be afraid of the dark i bet it’s really nice

i just realized that my url kind of makes this a problem

Little bit, yeah

synvisc:

~ 

dietchola:

the fact that some day our generation is going to be leading the country is terrifying because we’re all fucking idiots

caskettcase:

i work at home depot and yesterday i decided to pick up some possible paint colors for future living arrangements and loved this swatch

especially this one

which once you crop it comes out to be this color online

and i kept wondering…where have i seen that color before when it dawned on me.

theangelshavethequattro:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

that is the single most incredible insult i have ever heard in my life

burgrs:

why allow urself to be full of hate when u can be full of pasta instead 

holynipples:

holynipples:

my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what’s up

i have a brain tumor